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Tue April 16, 2024
	Airline caterers on strike. Supply of pretzels in jeopardy source: thestar.com \| share: Copy Link	4
	Ever a customer of AT&T? Good chance your identity will be stolen - but they're super sorry for any inconvenience source: click2houston.com \| share: Copy Link	21
	Elephant breaks loose in Butte. That's gotta hurt source: kbzk.com \| share: Copy Link	20
(Some Guy)	If you shake it more than twice you're playing with it source: unilad.com \| share: Copy Link	44
	Well, one girl caught him. Went by the name of Jaylinn. Seven feet tall she was, with arms like tree trunks. Her eyes were cold, hard. Had a shock of hair, red like the fires of Hell source: fox19.com \| share: Copy Link	26
	Photoshop these meticulous landscapers source: usatoday.com \| share: Copy Link	14
	Man tries to rob store with 5-foot snake, police say. Clerk says it was more like 3 source: wreg.com \| share: Copy Link	24
	Inside the Norwegian town where it's illegal for you to die... and don't even think about having a pet cat either source: mirror.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	38
	Remembering Frank Richards - the man with the real-life super power of being able to survive being shot in the gut by a full ass cannon source: ebaumsworld.com \| share: Copy Link	48
	If you have a friend who will help you move body parts, consider matrimony source: insidehighered.com \| share: Copy Link	23
	If your tax return is one of the 90,000 filed by 'The Magician' you should consider hiring a new CPA and an attorney source: cnbc.com \| share: Copy Link	55
	Caption this clean room interview source: nasa.gov \| share: Copy Link	29
	Huge Saharan Dust Blob cooling eastern Atlantic, will eventually fight Huge Seaweed Blob for chance to cover Florida in a protective layer of itself source: wfla.com \| share: Copy Link	37
	How do you say "Notre Dame" in Danish? source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	29
	Canada officially returns Haida Gwaii to the Haida. Over 200 Pacific islands now have aboriginal land title. Everybody's raven about it source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	45
(Some Scrumptious Guy)	Christian men's conference descends into chaos as crowd goes wild for pre-sermon entertainment: a shirtless male acrobat who slithered his way down a pole before swallowing some swords source: friendlyatheist.com \| share: Copy Link	82
	"SHHH" respectful hugs source: nationaltoday.com \| share: Copy Link	33
	Meet me in front of the east wing of Maxipad Station source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	50
	Australia Prime Minister offers hero Frenchman, now known as 'Bollard Man', citizenship after he blocked knifeman's rampage at Sydney shopping mall source: dailymail.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	30
(Some Guy)	Poop and cruise thread all in one? It's either Subby"s birthday, or status quo for every cruise thread source: cruisehive.com \| share: Copy Link	35
	"The Water Knife" was not intended to be an instruction manual source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	45
	LOL Trump can't even find a legitimate bond company. Joke's on you he did not need to source: mediaite.com \| share: Copy Link	93
	Photoshop this selection of hats source: sweatyknitter.files.wordpress.com \| share: Copy Link	18
	Macaque could give you herpes if you're not careful source: clickorlando.com \| share: Copy Link	21
	Undercover St. Louis cop who was savagely beaten by his "brother officers" during a BLM protest gets a $23.5 million retirement package source: yahoo.com \| share: Copy Link	50
	Dashcam video shows man go over 100 MPH while standing on motorcycle. Darwin was not in a sidecar. Starting to think we need an Indiana tag source: wfla.com \| share: Copy Link	38
	Day 783 of WW3. Europe is paying for Ukraine's ammo shortages by supplying Ukraine with electricity instead of the other way around. Meanwhile, dithering continues in the US House over supporting Ukraine. This is your Tuesday Ukraine War thread source: kyivindependent.com \| share: Copy Link	195
	Sometimes it's hard to stay composed on a long boat trip source: cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	17
	Armed felon who threatened Dunkin Donuts employees for having only 5 pumpkin donuts when he wanted 6 will now miss the next 6 Great Pumpkin appearances over it source: nydailynews.com \| share: Copy Link	39
	Papaya King is no more. To be replaced by a 17-story monstrosity so more rich people can pee off their balconies onto the filthy poors source: nypost.com \| share: Copy Link	72
	Your honor, those corpses really needed a lot of PPE gear source: kdvr.com \| share: Copy Link	7
	Good news, Missouri: hundreds of more organs available since motorcycle helmet law repeal in 2020 source: kcur.org \| share: Copy Link	96
	"They allegedly wanted to make it "look like an accident" because anvils fall onto the highway all the time. " Sure they do, IN CARTOONS source: lawandcrime.com \| share: Copy Link	60
	Alaska town tells homeless people to disperse into the woods, presumably so bears and wolves can handle the issue source: juneauempire.com \| share: Copy Link	42
	The reason the Australian killer targeted only women during deadly stabbing at Sydney Mall. He couldn't get a girlfriend according to his father. Gee I wonder why? source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	130

Mon April 15, 2024
	LNG tanker truck accident described as silent, potentially deadly source: durangoherald.com \| share: Copy Link	5
	Please like and subscribe to my online rooftop shooting spree videos source: smdp.com \| share: Copy Link	39
	The New Jersey Turnpike Authority would like to take a moment to remind drivers that there is no "NJ Turnpike toll services" agency collecting defees for detoll evasion source: newjersey.news12.com \| share: Copy Link	11
	Peaceful as Bobby Knight source: lawandcrime.com \| share: Copy Link	31
	Photoshop this quiet street source: farm6.staticflickr.com \| share: Copy Link	19
	Your state treasurer is holding unclaimed property and funds, some of which could be for you. Or for anyone who knows enough of your personal information to claim them source: chicago.suntimes.com \| share: Copy Link	29
	Quis decipiat ipsos decipodes? Eunt domus source: npr.org \| share: Copy Link	32
	Now that we've gotten over the shock and mourned the dead, the Francis Scott Key Bridge disaster can move on to America's favorite phase of a tragedy: recriminations, blame-shifting, and endless lawsuits source: cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	45
	For sale: white 1993 Ford Bronco, stored for several decades, only driven slowly on LA freeways by caring friend of former NFL star source: thedailybeast.com \| share: Copy Link	42
	Subby's going to live forever source: the-sun.com \| share: Copy Link	85
	The victim did not knead hospitalization, police say source: thesmokinggun.com \| share: Copy Link	19
	Researchers trying to figure out whether having older brothers is correlated with one's chances of being gay. Something like that source: npr.org \| share: Copy Link	77
	Tampa fire union president: "Do you know who I am?" St. Petersburg police: "Looks like you're the drunk guy peeing in a downtown public parking garage" source: tampabay.com \| share: Copy Link	43
(Some Guy)	Space Force prepares for Moonraker Space Station fight scene reenactment source: wionews.com \| share: Copy Link	53
	In a callous display of Whataboutism, Sudan asks the world to pay attention to its famine and civil war problem, they'll also settle for anyone caring source: cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	65

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